There are 2 kinds of people in this world

The way I figure it, there are two kinds of people in this world: the kind that sit on the inside of the El Train bench and the kind that sit on the outside seat of the El Train bench. The inside folks are conscientious- concerned that any new train rider would be more comfortable taking a seat rather than asking for one. The outside folks fall into two categories: 1) No clue that they are making it more difficult for a busy train to fill in seats and 2) Selfishly hoping to score a whole bench for their commute. Wait, so that makes 3 kinds of people. And then there are the people who take up the whole bench as a result of their girth or personal belongings, as it were. So that's 4 kinds of people. But there are also the inside sitters that just sit on the inside for the window seat I suppose. That makes 5 kinds of people. There are 5 kinds of people in this world.